facetrovert
someone who uses Facebook like it's a confessional booth for their rage and heartbreak.
My ex cheated. Status: 'I’m heartbroken. Also, I’m going to burn down your house.'
My mom called. Status: 'I’m tired. Also, I’m going to quit my job.'
My cat won’t stop meowing. Status: 'I’m annoyed. Also, I’m blaming my ex.'