My crush said, 'You’re so ugly,' and then I got a full face from her. I was like, 'That was mean.'

My girl friend FaceTimed me and said, 'You look like a raccoon.' Then she gave me a face. I was like, 'Why? I was just eating chips.'

I FaceTimed my ex and she said, 'You look like a mess.' Then she gave me a face. I was like, 'You look like a mess too.'