facetard
A person with a face so stupid, it looks like it was drawn by a toddler who just got kicked out of a kindergarten.
My friend is a facetard. His face is so stupid, it looks like it was drawn by a confused monkey.
My neighbor is a facetard. She smiled so much, her face turned into a confused emoji.
My uncle is a facetard. He tried to make a face, and now it looks like he got hit by a brick.