Facestool - A man who lets women sit on his face like he’s a bench and t

A man who lets women sit on his face like he’s a bench and they’re the most annoying person ever.

My uncle is a facestool. He lets his girlfriend sit on his face during family dinners.

He’s a facestool. His girlfriend sits on his face while he’s trying to sleep.

My dad is a facestool. He let his girlfriend sit on his face while he was eating breakfast.