Facestool
A man who lets women plop their butts and vaginas straight on his face like it’s a dirty couch.
My neighbor is a facestool. He lets his wife sit on his face while he watches TV.
That guy is a facestool. He let his girlfriend sit on his face in the middle of the street.
My friend is a facestool. He let his girlfriend sit on his face during a Zoom call.
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