facestoning - You're so zoned out on Facebook that you don't even realize

You're so zoned out on Facebook that you don't even realize you're drooling and your brain is taking a nap and your soul is gone.

Status: 'I just posted a video of my cat. It’s a masterpiece.'

Text: 'I’m drooling and I don’t care. I’m facestoning.'

Message: 'I’m not sleeping. I’m facestoning. It’s a lifestyle.'