facestoning
You're so lost in Facebook that you don't even know what day it is and your brain is just like 'meh' and your mouth is open like a fish.
Post: 'I just posted a selfie with my toast. It's a life.'
Text: 'I don't remember my own name. I'm facestoning.'
Status: 'I'm not facestoning. I'm meditating. It's the same thing.'