Facestigate
A full-on Facebook interrogation. They look at your wall, your info, your photos, your notes, and your friends like they’re trying to solve a murder.
I facestigated my friend and found out he’s been messaging his crush for months. I had to leave the room.
My sister facestigated my brother and found out he’s been cheating on his girlfriend. He’s dead to me.
I facestigated my crush and realized she follows me on Instagram. I’m both thrilled and horrified.