Facester-Strudel
When a guy’s cum lands on someone’s face, and that someone becomes the saddest version of a Toaster-Strudel, which is basically a piece of trash that God forgot to throw away.
My teacher got facester-strudelled by my class. She looked like she’d been kissed by a cum monster.
I got facester-strudelled by my crush. I looked like I’d been attacked by a cum beast.
My dad got facester-strudelled by my uncle. He looked like he’d been cum-bombed.