facestalking
When you're so desperate to know what someone is doing that you check their status like it's a life-or-death situation. You even check who they're talking to, even though you can't friend them.
I checked his status 20 times and he still didn't reply to me.
She had a new job and I was like, 'why didn't you tell me?'
He had a new girlfriend and I cried in the bathroom.