Facespacer - When you're stuck between Facebook and Myspace like they're

When you're stuck between Facebook and Myspace like they're fighting for your soul. You’re probably a teenager who thinks they’re important.

'I have both Facebook and Myspace. I'm stuck in the middle. I'm a Facespacer.'

'I can't pick one. I'm a Facespacer.'

'I log in to both. I'm a Facespacer.'