Facespacer
When you say 'Facespacer' like you're smart, but you actually have no idea what Facebook or Myspace are. You're probably a parent.
'I'm a Facespacer. I know what that means.' Me: 'You don’t.'
'I'm a Facespacer. I'm smart.' Me: 'You’re not.'
'I'm a Facespacer. I’m cool.' Me: 'You’re not.'