Facespacer
When you look up someone on both Facebook and Myspace just to find out they're a total loser. You're probably trying to impress someone.
'I looked up that girl on both Facebook and Myspace. She's a total loser. I'm a Facespacer.'
'I checked both. She's a loser. I'm a Facespacer.'
'I had to check both. She's a loser. I'm a Facespacer.'