facesmasher
When you hit someone in the face so hard, their face looks like it got run over by a bus.
My brother tried to facesmash me with a hammer. He missed. I got a black eye and his pride got crushed.
At the party, I facesmashed the guy who stole my pizza. His face looked like a tomato explosion.
My mom facesmashed me with a spoon. I cried. She laughed. I still have a spoon-shaped dent in my face.