Facesmash - A messy drink made from whatever alcohol you can find. It’s

A messy drink made from whatever alcohol you can find. It’s like a drunk person’s spaghetti. Mint is the worst. Don’t even try.

I made a Facesmash with vodka, juice, and expired wine. It tasted like regret.

My friend’s Facesmash was so bad, it made the bar smell like a garbage can.

I tried to add mint to my Facesmash. It turned into a disaster. I cried.