Facerrets
A person who can't keep their thoughts to themselves and posts every little thing on Facebook. It’s like they think the world needs to know their entire life. They’re usually a lefty, a righty, a sports nut, or a girl who can't spell 'love.'
I just woke up. This is the most important thing ever.
My mom is loud. Also, I'm amazing.
The internet is amazing. Also, I'm amazing.