Facerbation - Using Facebook to jerk off while you’re online, like you’re

Using Facebook to jerk off while you’re online, like you’re not already distracted enough.

I was scrolling through Facebook and suddenly I had to jerk off. It was like a Facebook-induced boner.

I opened Facebook, saw my ex’s pictures, and immediately got a hard-on. It was like Facebook was trying to ruin my life.

I was on Facebook, saw a cute guy, and suddenly I was jerking off like it was the 2000s.