facepoopin - When you're so distracted by Facebook you forget why you sat

When you're so distracted by Facebook you forget why you sat on the toilet in the first place.

I opened Facebook to check my ex's status and now I'm late for work.

I clicked on 10 memes and now I'm 20 minutes into my third dump.

I started a live video and now I'm stuck with 1,000 people watching my facepoopin.