facepooking
Facepooking is when you're on the toilet and you're so bored you start a conversation with your friend about their dumb post.
I Facepooked and asked my friend, 'Why did you post that?'
I Facepooked and said, 'This is the dumbest post ever.'
I Facepooked and started arguing with my cousin about the meaning of life.
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