facepooing - When you're so obsessed with Facebook that you check it whil

When you're so obsessed with Facebook that you check it while you're pooping, like your butt has a phone now.

I was facepooing and my dad called me. I answered while I was halfway through my number two. I'm a mess.

I checked Facebook on the toilet and my crush liked my post. Now I'm stuck on the toilet and I'm smiling.

I was facepooing and my friend sent me a message. I replied with a fart emoji and now I'm famous.