FACEPILOT - A sneaky bastard who takes over someone's face, like a smell

A sneaky bastard who takes over someone's face, like a smelly sock, to make them look cool, stupid, or rich, just so they can laugh at them later.

My ex is a facepilot. She turned my dog into a TikTok star and now he’s famous, and I’m stuck with the bills.

That politician looked like a confused potato before the facepilot took over.

My brother’s facepilot made him look like he just ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips.