facepic

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A beard, goatee, or handlebar mustache is what you grow when you're too lazy to shave and too proud to look like a man who just got out of jail.
Dad: 'I’m starting a beard.' Mom: 'You look like a raccoon.'
My goatee is so big, it has its own Instagram.
Handlebar mustache: the only thing that could make a guy look more ridiculous than a full beard.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a girl says 'Hi' in Facebook chat, she’s being a tease and a pain in the ass. The guy is like, 'Oh, you want to talk? I’ll take over and make you regret it.'
She said 'Hi' and I sent her a 100-message rant about my ex.
He took over the chat and didn’t stop until I agreed to a date.
I said 'Hi' and he sent me a picture of his cat and a 500-word essay about it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A facepic is a photo you post on Facebook because you're too lazy to take a real picture, but you're too proud to look like a total mess.
I took a picture of my dog and called it my facepic.
My facepic is just my phone screen with my face in the background.
I posted a group photo of my friends as my facepic because I was too tired to take my own.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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