FacePaux - A Facebook update that makes you want to hide under a bed an

A Facebook update that makes you want to hide under a bed and also makes your friends think you're a total idiot.

I told my boss I was going to quit. He said, 'Great, now I have to find someone else.'

I posted, 'My cat is smarter than my teacher.' My teacher replied, 'Your cat is now my student.'

I said I can beat anyone at chess. My cousin challenged me. I lost.