FacePaux - A Facebook status that is so bad it makes you want to burn y

A Facebook status that is so bad it makes you want to burn your phone and also makes your friends think you're a complete disaster.

I posted, 'I'm so cool I can sleep through a fire alarm.' I woke up screaming because there was a fire alarm.

I told my friend I can ride a bike. I fell off and hit my face. Now I have a bruise and a new nickname.

I said I can do magic. I tried to pull a rabbit out of a hat. I pulled out my sister.