Facepalm Gay
A man so gay he makes you wonder if you were born in a broom closet. He’s not just gay. He’s a parade in a pair of pants.
He wore a tutu to the grocery store and sang show tunes. I facepalmed so hard my face went to sleep.
He told his mom he was going to propose to his coworker. I facepalmed so hard my eyes got a new job.
He danced in the middle of the street for a group of pigeons. I facepalmed so hard my face got a ticket.