facepage - what your grandma calls Facebook when she's trying to sound

what your grandma calls Facebook when she's trying to sound cool but still thinks Twitter is a bird

'I'm on my facepage, it's like I'm in the 2000s again!', Grandma

'My facepage is better than my face, that's for sure.', Aunt Linda

'I only post pictures of my face on my facepage, and I'm not even ashamed.', Uncle Bob