I fingered her up the poop hole and then used the crap on her face, I told her it was a facepack and she believed me

He fingered his lady up the poop hole and then put the crap on her face, said it was a facepack and she thought it was romantic

She fingered me up the poop hole and then I used the crap on her face, called it a facepack and she was like 'this is the best facepack I ever had'