faceologist
some idiot who thinks they can make your face look less like a melted crayon box with magic potions and insults
My faceologist called my chin 'rebellious.' I told him to put it in a time-out.
She tried to fix my forehead with a 'face elixir.' It smelled like old pizza.
He said my cheeks were 'too dramatic.' I said he was 'too dramatic.'