facemytwitspace
yelling at someone to go post on your social media so you can leave and they don’t finish telling you a good story
You were about to tell me the best joke ever, go tweet me, I’ll be back in 5 minutes!
You’re about to drop a good story and you’re leaving? Go post on my page!
You were about to tell me the funniest thing and you had to leave? Go send me a DM!