facemum - A phony mom on your Facebook. She’s not your mom. She’s just

A phony mom on your Facebook. She’s not your mom. She’s just a random person who let you use her profile so you could look important.

My facemum is my uncle’s girlfriend. She’s 27 and thinks I’m a rockstar.

I put my pizza delivery guy as my facemum. He’s got 1,000 likes.

My facemum is my neighbor’s kid. She doesn’t even know who I am.