Facemoth
Facebook commenters who act like they’re the main character of the post. They add comments or likes like it’s their job, even when the post is about someone’s cat falling off a couch.
'My cat does this every day, but I still commented on this post.'
'I had nothing better to do, so I liked this post about a cat falling off a couch.'
'I’m not even the cat’s friend, but I had to comment on this post.'