Facelosopher
A person who thinks they're enlightened because they post random quotes on Facebook and then act like they're the only one who gets it.
Life is a journey, and I’m the only one who knows the map and the snacks.
I’m not just a facelosopher, I’m a facelosopher who knows the meaning of life and the price of snacks.
If you don’t get my quotes, you’re just not a very good thinker.