facelick
When someone forces their tongue on your face like it's a free sample at a discount store. Usually done by Greg or his clones.
Greg walked up to me and said, 'You look like a free sample!' Then he licked me.
At lunch, Greg tried to lick my face. I ran away like he was a monster.
Greg did a facelick during my math test. I got a D because I was too distracted.