faceknife - Faceknife is when you’re so annoyed by something that you wa

Faceknife is when you’re so annoyed by something that you want to stab your face just to get rid of the dumbness forever.

I faceknifed when my teacher gave me a pop quiz on the history of socks.

She faceknifed when her crush asked her out by shouting it from the top of the school.

I faceknifed when my dog started doing yoga.