faceknife - A faceknife is when you want to rip your face off because so

A faceknife is when you want to rip your face off because something is so idiotic it’s like your brain got hit by a truck.

I faceknifed when my friend’s dog started talking.

She faceknifed when her crush asked her out with a poem.

I faceknifed when my dad tried to fix the TV with a spoon.