FaceJolt
A website that screams at you with bad grammar and hates everyone except Gary Busey, who they think is the best human ever.
'FaceJolt called me a donkey and said Gary Busey would beat me up.'
'My teacher said FaceJolt is the worst thing since sliced bread and bad math.'
'I got a D because FaceJolt said I was a failure and my mom is a donkey.'