facejaculate - When you rip a zit and it goes everywhere and you look like

When you rip a zit and it goes everywhere and you look like a mess and you’re like why did I do this.

I facejaculated in my cereal and it was the worst breakfast ever.

I was popping my face and it went everywhere and my friend laughed at me.

I popped a pimple and it came out like a fountain and I cried.