facejaculate - When you rip a zit and it flies all over and you look like a

When you rip a zit and it flies all over and you look like a disaster and you’re like I hate my life.

I facejaculated in my classroom and my teacher was annoyed.

I popped my face and it went everywhere and my dog ate it.

I was popping my nose and it came out like a rocket and I was shocked.