Faceium
Faceium is the holy mess of Face. It's so good it makes you want to cry, but it's also so bad it might make you vomit. Only the chosen few get to touch it, and they all shut up about it.
I saw Faceium in the cafeteria. I ate it. Now I'm stuck in the principal's office.
My brother says he touched Faceium. Now he won't shut up about it. He's annoying.
My teacher said Faceium is real. I believe her. I also believe she's crazy.