faceism
A messed-up way of thinking where you hate people just because their face looks like a dead frog. Faceists want to kill everyone who doesn’t look good. They torture people by dunking their heads in hot soup and then sticking their face on ice. It’s the worst.
My cousin’s face is like a dead raccoon. He’s a faceist target.
I got called a faceist because I said my dog looked like a potato. I deserved it.
My faceist uncle tried to freeze my face and now I have a headache.