Facehorn
A facehorn is when you punch your face into the wheel so loud it wakes up the entire highway. It’s for when someone does something so stupid it turns you into a human car horn.
I facehorned my friend when he tried to beat a red light by driving through a puddle. It didn’t work and now his car is a mess.
I facehorned my boss when she said I could work from home but then sent me 100 emails.
I facehorned my dog when he tried to eat my homework. He got a facehorn and a belly rub.