facehausen
Facehausen is when you lie on Facebook about doing crazy things in weird places just to be funny. It's the art of making everyone believe you're a total lunatic.
I posted that I was hiking Mount Everest in my pajamas. No one asked why I was wearing pajamas.
I said I was eating a whole elephant for breakfast. My friends still text me about it.
I told my dad I was a secret agent fighting a robot. He said I was a secret agent fighting a robot.