facegravy
the sticky, smelly blob that sticks to your face after you eat like a wild animal and don’t care if it looks like a crime scene
My sister’s facegravy was so bad, my brother took a selfie with it and called it art.
At the picnic, my facegravy was so sticky, I had to wipe it with a napkin and a tissue.
After the taco night, my facegravy was so bad, my dog ran away from me.