facegravy
the chunky, dirty blob on your face after you stuff yourself like you’re trying to get a new body and don’t care if it looks like a food explosion
My dad’s facegravy was so big, it looked like he had a sauce volcano on his face.
After the spaghetti party, my facegravy was so messy, I had to use a napkin, a plate, and a fork to clean it up.
My mom’s facegravy was so bad, my brother took a picture of it and called it a masterpiece.