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When you mess up by telling a friend something important on Facebook, then forget to say it in person and act like you never did it.
I messaged you about the party, but I still said I wasn't going when I saw you at the store.
I posted about my breakup, but I still cried in front of my ex at the mall.
I told my mom I got a job on Facebook, but I still said I was still jobless when I saw her at the grocery store.