Faceforth
Faceforth is when you crash face first into something like a fool. It’s like your face is saying hello to the floor, the wall, or whatever stupid thing you ran into.
I faceforthed into a table and now my nose is screaming.
He faceforthed into the pizza box and ate a whole slice by accident.
She faceforthed into the door and it shut in her face like a slap.