facefist - Facefist is when you’re so dumb or mad, you hit your face li

Facefist is when you’re so dumb or mad, you hit your face like it’s your ex.

I spilled my coffee on my shirt. I facefisted my face into a coffee stain.

When my dog chased my cat, I facefisted my dog and my face.

I got a ‘D’ on my math test. I facefisted my face into a noodle.