facedropping
When you scroll through Facebook and catch a convo between two people who don't give a damn about you. Like being stuck in the middle of a screaming match you didn't start.
I saw my ex and her new guy arguing about the best pizza place. I didn't even order pizza.
My cousin's best friend is talking about how much they hate my uncle. I'm just there trying to like a post.
I read a message between my boss and his mistress. I was just trying to post a picture of my dog.