Facedownbook
You join a Facebook group and post pictures of people lying face-down. The more bizarre the place, the more people will say you’re a loser.
My dog face-down in a pizza box. He said he was hungry, not a loser.
I posted my mom face-down in a shopping cart. She got 5 likes and 1000 comments.
My brother face-down in a blender. He said it was a tribute to smoothies.