Faced-book
When you hit your face with a book because something you’re reading is so stupid or bad. It’s like facepalm, but with more books and more rage.
I face-booked when I read: 'This is the best day ever.'
He face-booked after his mom texted him: 'I love you.'
She face-booked when she saw her ex’s status: 'Still single, still sad.'